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Wine Humor

Okay, many people perceive "wine people" as a pretty snooty bunch. Although there are a few (to remain nameless), there is a lot of humor in the wine industry. Here are a few examples that I collected...

"Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right."

---Mark Twain

Favorite Winery Mottos

 Time's Fun When You're Having Flies
Frog's Leap Winery

No Wimpy Wines

Dam Fine Wine
Castoro Cellars
(Punchline: Castoro means "beaver")

We drink white wines until the red wines are opened
Sierra Vista Winery

Magical Wines that Dance on Your Palate
Heller Estates

Memorable Wines
Hunt Wine Cellars

No dogs that whine, and no wines that are dogs
Rosenblum Cellars

Just Grapes
Coturri Winery


"Wine is a constant proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. "

---Benjamin Franklin

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